William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

SOME HONOURABLE MEMBERS AREN’T?

Gone into history is Canada’s Dirty Gertie Mudslinger
An Juicy Coolee yard’s, not so foreign affair avec Max’s wee dinger?
Some say she was dat gun moll for gang biker Mom’s Booshay?
An for dat Jiles Greegair she ad to work night an day?

Big boss Veeto Russula wid our fair Juicy did de hoola?
Did he ave any ties to Gag Lee Ann Ho a high rank Librano?
Classified files were forgot an lef wid Juicy who kept dem wid care?
Maxey Barnyair was too busy avec de debonair flair affaire?

Wid doze large implant boobs bouncing high at his side
Rooster strutting his stuff he walked tall wid great pride
Den he had a big breakup wid his temporary bride
An de merde hit de fan as she took Maxie for a ride

Each opposition party member was shakin dare fist
Canadian National Security! – My God it’s at risk?
Juicy brought back de files because she was real pissed
She sold the Gory Juicy details to 7 jours Tisk Tisk!

Poor Maxie he got fired from his job down a’DFAIT
He forgot about de Secret Files an maintenant it’s too late
MPs opposite dey love scandals on de floor of de House
Down wid dat louse Maxie Barnyair, dey loudly expouse

Dey are jus a bunch of gossipy old fogies telling dare stories
And besides it’s all negative to our reputations as good Tories
De lad made a mistake, led by big teetones he went astray
An doze honourable members opposite are jus jealous anyway?

Canwest News Service: Much as the federal government might like revelations about and from Julie Couillard to go away, the Quebec media are having a field day digging into her sensational past. This is a recent cover from the tabloid magazine 7 Jours in which she proclaims on the cover: “Maxime (Bernier) never loved me. Never!”