William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD
MOOSE MOUNT
Wen I went huntin for de goose
I went a-ridin on my moose
De moose she was a vere smooth ride
an I ride dat moose wid Canajin pride
an’ wen I wan ta pull dat sleigh
I hitch dat moose up right a way
de guy from SPCA he frown
wen I ride dat moose to town
dey tell wildlife, on me report
dey say I shoulda rid a horse
but me I do not have cheveaux
I ride my moose where e’er I go
an’ after dat we get a treat
I fill de freezer wid moose meat
before dey send doze RCMP
to take dat moose away frum me
I go to jail wid out no reason
‘cause it is not moose huntin’ season
judge he say moose too petite
he give me fine and take my meat
I grab my bullet an de ol’ car-a-bin
I go out searching once a gin
I look for deer an moose out dair
May be dis time I ride de bear?
©Copyright February 1, 2005 by William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD