William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

FIVE FRIED FLIES – SOME SMALL IRRITATIONS

Waddah Mustapha was busy with his litigation
He appealed to the judges of this great Nation
They voted against him it was nine to zero
That really affected our Windsor town hero

He now pays the lawyers because he has lost
He has to pay out of pocket for all of the cost
No half a million will poor Mustapha now get
He gambled on the system and he lost his bet

He had a fly in his water or that’s what he said
But the judges defeated the motion instead
His case was deleted now what can he do?
Has he made it much easier for others to sue?

I once was in a town that you all know as Beirut
Three months on hard rations and out on a toot
I ordered two eggs between two slices of bread
When I lifted the bread up 5 fried flies were dead

The cook he was kind – he scraped off the fried flies
He was ever so polite to all of us UN soldier guys
It never occurred to me that I could sue
After eating the evidence what could I do?

FLY IN THE BOTTLE FLOPS AT COURT

Waddah Mustapha
Waddah Mustapha
Tyler Brownbridge
CanWest News Service

Waddah Mustapha, a hair stylist from Windsor, Ont., is downcast yesterday after the Supreme Court of Canada rejected his bid for $341,000 in redress for suffering “debilitating psychological injury” after finding a dead fly in his unopened bottled water.