William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

DE PADDY WHACK!

Was it a sin ta cross de floor
Wen Belinda made de Torries sore?
Well wen she stabbed em in de back
De party took “a paddy whack”

A lieberal minister she longed ta be
A turncoat effort den set her free
A fiberal minister now in de house
Not wid de shirt but wid de blouse!

Will dey say I yam a sexist guy
‘Cause uv dis pome… is dat why?
Dat hain’t troo, I yam telling yoo
I sware by all my Army tattoos!

I yam a appy married man
Wid five grown ladies in my clan
I ask dem all to agree wid me
Nex time we all will vote Torry!

Author’s Note – De Patois Hinglish is the language of my youth spoken by the log driver’s on de Riverire de Gatineau – dis dat dese and doze are de tings dat auld Paddy Dane, auld Dunlop would say wen dey was talking Patois, a local real Canadian Language – (Patois Hinglish)

Paddy Whack is an IRA ambush in British Army Circles. I tot I’d ‘splain dat t’ye jus in case ya didna know