William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

CANADIAN WELCOME

We have deep snow each long winter and our summers are green
We have beaver tails and maple syrup and we all eat poutine!
Our song is Oh Canada, our true North Strong and free
God keep our land Canada Glorious strong and free
Because we love you our Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

We sing our anthem in English and in French Quebecois
Our houses of parliament are run down dans H’Ottawa
We say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
And we live in a land without political fear

We love our double doubles and most Canadian say eh?
We open our arms to new refugees every day
And it is they who want to change us and turn us to their will
Their Criminal ethnic street gangs, why do they all shoot to kill?

We have bent over backward to the politically correct
But these negative changes are a real pain in the neck
We can’t seem to please everyone coming to our maple leaf shore
So please learn to sit in the stands and just watch our Sens score!

You can keep your Al kye ders and your hez bull law kind
We prefer that you leave all your religious troubles behind
You come here to Winnipeg, Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal
Canadians open generous arms to greet you, one and all

Learn French or English – or why not learn both?
You have come to a land where we value freedom the most
You be a good immigrant and we’ll be a good host
Please don’t try to change us from coast to coast to coast!