Richard D. Preston

WOMEN DRIVERS: NUTHIN’ BUT THE TRUTH

Author’s Note: I am in SO much trouble when BW wakes up…Men are the best drivers
It’s plain to see,
Always tell the truth
Never have to plea

Men don’t need directions,
No maps or advice
We are always courteous,
To our wives and polite

Men need co-pilots
Like the desert needs heat
It’s hard to calculate perfection
When driving’s done from the back seat

Once in a blue moon
We let the little woman drive home
But every so often
Even a blind dog finds a bone

Richard “Bruised-docker” Preston