MY MOMMY'S RUNNING NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
I was in the sandbox (Iraq) just doing my time
I looked up and boy was I surprised
I saw a bunch naked women jumping off the plane
Their screaming and ranting got my attention
I looked to the right and Keiv, the camel trader,
Dropped his bottom jaw and fell down on his knees
His lips were moving and no sound did he make
Those women ran pass me in search of the terrorists
That surround our base camp
I have never seen so much exposed white skin
Their boobs hanged down to their waist
I saw things bounce in all directions as they ran
One even had a tattoo of the flag of the USA on her butt
It was just flowing and moving as she ran, I saluted just the same
As they reached the town I heard grown men sobbing
The women kicked their asses
Made a bombing run or two
Saw a blond one dumping pig's blood
My partner looked up and his eyes got big
He kept saying, "Oh no – this couldn't be
My mom is a naked as the day she was born..."
I saw him begin to go blind and he ran inside
As quickly as he could putting on sunglasses
He started yelling, "Mom, get your clothes on, what's daddy going to say!"
She yelled back, "Dear son don't worry;
It ain't your paw who will be fretting
But the preacher when he sees our photos on the front page of the news!"