Kristy Newell

MY TWO CENTS ON DRIVING

They talk about us women drivers…
say we drive to slow… and if it’s not that
then were putting makeup on
while driving in the rain sleet or snow.
But let’s take a look at the other side,
the side that men sometimes show.

They shake their fists and curse out loud
and even flip you off,
and when they don’t think your driving fast enough…
then they cut you off!
And please don’t get me started
about asking for directions,
you’ll wait until its midnight before looking at a map,
all the while your screaming, “I know where were at!!!!”

Author’s Note: Good thing I can’t still be grounded, ‘cause I’m sure Id be in my room forever with this one!