Trevor Morgan

THE CALLING CARD

When Death bring you his calling card
To tell you that it’s your turn next
It’s not a thing you can discard
So don’t become too over-vexed
For it’s a common courtesy
When you know you’re about to crock
Not to play the silly sissy
And drop before the mantle clock
Why in society it’s polite
When the old reaper comes to call
To drop down dead well out of sight
And not leak fluids down the wall
So do not leave a nasty niff
And make sure you’re a tidy stiff