Nancy L. Meek
Hi ya, Gaby! How’s tricks?
Looks like I am in a fix!
Saturday, I’m off, it’s true
And there’s some things I need to do;
But I don’t want to go alone…
It’s too depressing! Groan, groan, groan!
I’d ask Billy if he would go;
But, he’s no fun, don’t you know.
He don’t like my shopping style…
Browsing up and down each aisle,
“You take too long! I’ve had enough!
Watcha gonna do with all that stuff?
Let’s go home, I’m tired, dear,
But… don’t forget to stop for beer.”
“Wait, wait, wait, Bill, look at this!”
“Wait like hell! I’ve gotta piss.”
Sigh… no, no, no; it can’t be done…
Them dang men just ain’t no fun!
Another woman! That’s the deal!
One who knows just how I feel!
How ‘bout you, Gaby? Wanna Go?
Call me quick… I need to know!
Ring… ring… ring! Hello?
Oh, Hi ya, Gaby! What’s up, my friend?
What’s that?! You say you want to go?
Fantastic! I’ll pick you up in five or ten.
Ain’t it grand to have a shopping buddy?!
We’ll spend the day… check out the sales!
That man of mine… he’s such a fuddy-duddy!
But, hey, you gotta love ‘em… them males!
Speak of the devil, here comes mine now
Listen, Gaby, I really gotta go…
Get that man a beer, before he has a cow!
I’ll see you in a bit… bring lots of dough!
I can’t wait to cruise the aisles…
Try on all the latest styles…
We’ll do lunch… have lots of fun!
Look out Wal-Mart; here we come!
©Copyright May 17, 2000 by Nancy L. Meek