NANCY, WHERE'S THE NOG?
Oh, Nancy dear
it's that time of year.
Is the nog on ice???
A little sip would sure be nice!
Fruitcake ain't my cup of tea
but I could go for a tiny piece!
Nancy, Nancy, Some nog would be nice
I hope you still have some on ice
I like mine made with real whipping cream
and a few good dashes of old JIM BEAM
Did ya hear that girl
she wants Jim Beam
Oh, mercy sakes
here comes Eileen
Let's hide on Eileen in the closet
take the nog and quietly sip it
No fruit cake... it'll cause coughin'
Let's drink so much we'll toss it
Forget the eggnog
and the nasty fruitcake
gimme a bottle of JIM BEAM
with cigarettes to chase!!