FRUIT CAKE
(To be sung to the tune of Deck The Halls)
Deck the house with tins of fruitcake
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We'll meet at Nancy's; now don't be late
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Don't forget to bring your own drink
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You can't depend on using her sink
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We'll drink you know what when she's not looking
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