Roger Liebmann

THE MOST ARROGANT AM I

The Claim

We want to be loved by you
so we come bearing gifts
didn’t you know?
You must smile meekly
and say thank-you
for what we bring and bow
To our superiority
or else the power of our guns
will teach you to take
Good care of our gifts
and appreciate the sacrifice
that we do here make
In seeding our culture
in this Terrorist infested
and God forsaken land.
We want to be loved by you
so we came bearing gifts
didn’t you know?
Ours is the best of everything
that guns, planes,
and bombs can show
For the likes of you to learn
that ours is the land of the free
and the brave
While the heathen culture
of this blighted land your sons
can never save
We come bearing gifts
of American Pie,
eat it up, or your blood will flow.

The Rebuttal

Who are you to Offer us anything
from your drunken whore infested land
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon –
a wonder of the world from our hand
Know you not that we were mighty
when yours was a savage ridden place?
Our minds gave the mathematical formulas
still used by the human race
Many Crusaders came against us
and their blood ran into our sand.
Your crusade will end the same,
it is only a matter of time before you run
Our memories are long
and we will outlast you
with sword, tooth and gun
We were the most civilized of people
before your ignorant nation was born
We will still stand tall
when your last poor soldier
from his life is torn
Death to the infidel
who invades our land
with his corpse we will have fun.

The Arbiter

A big booming voice
fills the ear of all who can hear,
with a proclamation:
“Be silent with your arrogant babbling
or suffer a most eternal damnation
Much you could teach each other
if you would cease with ignorant abuse
The wisdom tradition
is found among women,
seek it and make it of use
Ignore her compassion to your peril,
remaining in your manly retardation”.
You each worship me
in your how arrogant hue
If I can handle it
then, pray, why can’t you?