Colin F. Jones

GOOD ADVICE

He fired a fist at my nose,
But then I ducked you see,
Which was a smart thing I suppose,
Till I met his rising knee.
It ain’t surprising when you cheek,
A bigger man than you,
To have the spot where from you speak,
Turned into blood and goo.
So if you’re going to say cool stuff,
To blokes of giant size,
Then use the “I’m a cripple stuff,”
And take him by surprise.
Then hope your bloody speed’s enough,
To run before you die!