WEAPON
Am I making you nervous little girl?
I hope not.
You don't need to look at me wide eyed like that.
Don't scream.
Scared of my uniform I see?
And oh yes, scared of this weapon I am holding.
Screaming isn't going to help.
I am advancing on you now,
and this weapon is going right into your mouth.
Ahhh... (comes from girl)
Hmp! You said it before I even asked you to!
Hmm those tonsils do look inflamed.
Lemme get my pen light.
Yep, you are one sick girl.
Check-up is done!
Wowzers, I am probably the only doctor here
who hasn't gagged a client while doing this check-up!
Maybe I should stop calling this wooden tongue depressor a weapon.
Then again, it is the easiest way to get a client to say ahh!