INEVITABLE
When sperm go on their journeys
It's inevitably inevitable
At journey's end they'll find some eggs
Receptively, quite pregnable
The formers of those sperm
Are usually quite glad
The invasion of those eggs
Will make them each a dad
But nine months goes on forever
Or so it seems to them
In the minds of all those future dads
It causes much mayhem
Nine months to all those anxious lads
Goes on for all eternity
Their waiting time has earned its name,
"From Here To Their Paternity"