If your computer is sick, try mouse-to-mouse resuscitation
CYBER-AIL
My Computer is de-railing
It's forever, ever ailing
Could it be it's simply 'puter constipation?
When I'm browsing or e-mailing
its illness is prevailing
Perhaps it needs a program installation
If my mouse is what is failing
And the cause is mouse en-tail-ing
I have a plan to cause this mouse cessation
My plan to end this failing
To return to past clear sailing
I'll give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation