A HAPPY SINNER
I'm devilishly glad to be a sinner
Do-good-ers are dreary kind of folk
Lacking humor, they couldn't be dimmer
They cringe at funny off-beat jokes
Virtuousness is a trait most boring
When transgressing, I feel I'm ten feet tall
Veering off moralities' path's alluring
Righteousness is not for me at all
Sinners are universally disrespected
Do-gooders, deem sinners far below
Wrong-do-ers, are blatantly rejected
For transgressing the moral status quo
With sinning I am absolutely smitten
It be-fits my persona to a T
It keeps me purring like a kitten
'Cause sinning is irresistibly for me