A LOOSE GOOSED MOOSE MUSE
I'd rather think of him as a moose
'cause then I can laugh at this
I'd rather not think of him as a muse
'cause then I would have to hiss
I'd rather think he is a loose goose
'cause then I can chuckle at it
I'd rather not think of him as Zeus
'cause he deserves to be bit 'n' hit