Danielle N. CalhounAlan L. Winters
Look mommy, what is that?
little boy pointing to
lumps in the grass
don’t touch that
it’s a little critter
called Boobiechaun and
if you touch it
surely you’ll be
staring at something
even these eyes should never see!!!
©Copyright October 11, 2008 by Danielle N. Calhoun
THIS IS THAT!
You see, the problem is that as the Leprechaun is patrolling on top of his rainbow warding off potential gold looters he frequently has to lean over the edge. At this point gravity takes over and his enlarged breasts (no surgery required) send him tumbling head first to the forest floor. Then with the blow to the head he forgets where he hid his pot of gold making him very grumpy for the remainder of the day. He will oft times go on a rampage swinging high with his shillelagh to reach the lower portions of a person’s knee. This no doubt mimics the pain involved in osteoarthritis. Bad scene, not pretty at all. It is advised that you lock all your doors and windows if learn that a Leprechaun has had augmented breasts (no surgery required).
©Copyright October 11, 2006 by Alan L. Winters
Alan “The Boobiechaun” WintersOnly moments ago the rare Boobiechaun was sighted in a local restaurant dining on macaroni and cheese. Although declining interview he was heard to have said off camera that with today’s global economy macaroni and cheese was all he could afford.
WORLD FAMOUS BOOBIECHAUN SPOTTED IN HELLAM, PA
Danielle and JohnathanAs a side note I believe I should tell you the poem I composed while driving out to visit Dani and Johnathan.
Dear mouse that lives within this house,
I regret that I am late,
But the moments seemed to slip away
As I readied for the day.
I’ve often wondered where they’ve gone.
Alas I’m just a slow old Boobiechaun.
It should be noted that while I was nearly at her place, I stuffed two storage bowls in appropriate locations. My neighbor suggested balloons.