BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU TEACH
I've always been a respectable woman
even back in my single days
but make no mistake about it
at times I had pernicious ways
I had never dreamed at thirty-nine
I'd be a teacher of sex education;
I used no books or videos
but one hell of a demonstration!
Flirting and kissing at the Marina
stolen moments in the minnow room
but always with our clothes on
'cause customers would catch us soon.
After being married for thirty years,
he was almost in a virgin way
then his raging hormones took over
and he called me one hot summer day.
"Hey Babe" he said with a timid voice
"Will you meet me at room twenty-three?
I've rented the room for the afternoon
so we will have our privacy."
Now I knew this day was coming
but he really caught me off guard
I thought for a second, said "sure I will",
and drove to the motel in my car.
I was just a little nervous
with thoughts of turning back
so I focused on my sensuality
and kept sucking on Tic Tacks.
He was waiting there for me
then locked the door up tight
but he just stood there timidly
obviously in a stage of fright.
I knew I had to break the ice
so exposed my thirty-four double D's
and to this day ten years later
that man is still weak in the knees.
I gave it to him good that afternoon
but the details I will spare
I tried things even I hadn't done
in our heated sexual affair.
Within a few days, he had chosen me
to be his partner for life
so it goes to show, don't teach a man nothing
unless you want to end up his wife!