Steve Brandenburg

FOR LINDA

A pretty lady, oh so kind,
A little quacky, but I don’t mind.
Lets her duck swim in her tub,
While she sings, rub a dub dub.

She dries it off with her best towels,
Powders its behind with baby talc.
Diapers its fanny for its bowels,
And all this time her puppy howls.

Guess who?