A pretty lady, oh so kind,
A little quacky, but I don’t mind.
Lets her duck swim in her tub,
While she sings, rub a dub dub.
She dries it off with her best towels,
Powders its behind with baby talc.
Diapers its fanny for its bowels,
And all this time her puppy howls.
©Copyright April 18, 2002 by Steve Brandenburg