Gerardine Baugh

WITCHES PAY TAXES

Witches pay taxes
The same as you or I
They need to declare their caldrons
Broomsticks, wands
And magical amulets
Add in books, paper,
Dried spiders, toads, and crystal balls
Herbs, time and potions
They itemize- subtract
Then divide their personal necessities
Magical Education is taxable in Leeuwarden
So strive not to be a Doctor, a Lawyer
Or, a CPA
Attend the correct school
Then you are subject to tax breaks.
For Profitable witchcraft
Is scribed for by the taxman
Irritating tax forms
Filled in tediously line by line
Wouldn’t it be easier to wave your wand?
Utter and incantation
Then poof!
Be gone evil taxes!!!
And the Taxman hops away…