A MAELSTROM OF BLUBBER

A Maelstrom of Blubber is headed my way
I better burn rubber or I'll rue the day
I said, "Can I help you?" She's loud and she's wide
No salesman can help her; they already tried
For nothing we sell is the way it should be
I've heard quite enough, and I already see
This lady is nasty, and picky, and fat
And I see a chair that I know will be flat
if she should sit in it. So I'm gonna go
And whatever happens I don't want to know!

©Copyright July 7, 2005 by Robin Amy Bass

Written for the July 2005 IWVPA Club Theme Project, Maelstrom